{"id":890,"date":"2026-05-26T22:38:33","date_gmt":"2026-05-26T20:38:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sauce-sanguine.com\/index.php\/2026\/05\/26\/gerard-son-mal-de-crane-et-de-fesses\/"},"modified":"2026-05-26T22:38:33","modified_gmt":"2026-05-26T20:38:33","slug":"gerard-son-mal-de-crane-et-de-fesses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sauce-sanguine.com\/index.php\/2026\/05\/26\/gerard-son-mal-de-crane-et-de-fesses\/","title":{"rendered":"G\u00e9rard, Son Mal de Cr\u00e2ne\u2026 et de Fesses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Donneur de qu\u00eate :<\/strong> G\u00e9rard du GG<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sauce-sanguine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/gerard.png\" alt=\"G\u00e9rard du GG\" style=\"max-height:400px; width:auto; display:block; margin:15px 0; border-radius:8px; box-shadow: 0px 4px 10px rgba(0,0,0,0.3);\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Difficult\u00e9 :<\/strong> <span style=\"background:#ff4444; color:white; padding:3px 8px; border-radius:3px; font-weight:bold;\">TIER 1<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Temps limite :<\/strong> 48.0 heures<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Apr\u00e8s une soir\u00e9e beaucoup trop arros\u00e9e au saloon de Lola avec le coiffeur, G\u00e9rard se r\u00e9veille avec un cr\u00e2ne en fusion et des fesses en feu.<br \/>Il g\u00e9mit, se roule par terre, et supplie qu\u2019on lui apporte une \u00e9norme dose d&rsquo;analg\u00e9siques\u2026 avant que sa douleur ne transforme sa journ\u00e9e en enfer comique !   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